ARRRGH... November 5th - ESPN versus the Hokies!!
You might be a Pirate if. . . .
…you have passed a State Trooper on 264 because you were late for tailgating.
…you have had a family portrait taken with all family members wearing ECU gear.
…you have used hand sanitizer after touching something with UNC on it.
…you have made a 10-year-old NCSU fan cry.
…you know that a seatbelt makes an excellent bottle opener.
…you have a child or pet that is named Skip.
…people think your favorite color is purple.
…you have ever lost a car flag by rolling down the window.
…you have ever added to your car flag collection by picking one up off the street.
…you can judge a tailgating spot by its porta-john vicinity.
…you know that peeing is a tag team sport--someone has to hold your beer.
…you have experienced grill envy on game day.
…you have been involved in a verbal altercation with a UNC or NCSU fan at work.
…you have taken a shopping list to UBE (and text books were not on it!)
…you have a game day ritual, and some of the things cannot be mentioned here.
…your "what to buy when I win the lottery" list includes a Pirate-pimped RV.
…you get giddy when your new Pirate Club stickers arrive in the mail (and you wash the car before applying them).
…you never use those nice glasses you received as a wedding present because you are still using those stadium cups from 1997.
…you have used jello shots to negotiate an up-front spot in the porta- john line.
…you have wondered what your deck would look like if built like a Pirate ship.
…all of your children have been an ECU football player for Halloween.
…you cried when Steve Logan was fired.
…you cried when ECU beat Miami in Raleigh.
…you travel light into the stadium -- $20 and chap stick.
…you know the quickest way from PirateStuff to UBE to the Student Store.
…you know an alternate route to Greenville.
…you have a Christmas tree, AND a Pirate tree.
…your credit union calls it a "Christmas Fund", but you refer to it as your "Bowl Game Fund".
…you used to be a Cowboys or Redskins or Carolina fan, but now you follow the Jaguars, Vikings, and Titans.
…you have encouraged your engaged friends to have Spring weddings.
…some of your favorite gameday memories involve the monsoon games -- at Duke and home versus Syracuse.
…you know that the last pee-stop before Greenville is in Zebulon--no good exits in Wilson.
…at least one of your game days will include a stop at Cubbie's.
…you have at least one great tailgating story.
…you wonder which Frat house is having a kegger beneath your stolen ECU tailgating tent.
…you have gone shopping for business-purple-attire to wear on Fridays.
…your office area is decorated with ECU stuff.
…you miss the Pirates Chest store when you run out of beer on game day.
…you read your Bonesville magazine from cover to cover the day it arrives in the mail.
…your iPod includes a playlist titled "ARRRRRGH".
…your co-workers greet you with "ARRRRRGH".
…you have studied the depth chart.
...your ringtone is the ECU fight song.
and my favorite. . . . . Your dryer lint is always Purple.
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…you have passed a State Trooper on 264 because you were late for tailgating.
…you have had a family portrait taken with all family members wearing ECU gear.
…you have used hand sanitizer after touching something with UNC on it.
…you have made a 10-year-old NCSU fan cry.
…you know that a seatbelt makes an excellent bottle opener.
…you have a child or pet that is named Skip.
…people think your favorite color is purple.
…you have ever lost a car flag by rolling down the window.
…you have ever added to your car flag collection by picking one up off the street.
…you can judge a tailgating spot by its porta-john vicinity.
…you know that peeing is a tag team sport--someone has to hold your beer.
…you have experienced grill envy on game day.
…you have been involved in a verbal altercation with a UNC or NCSU fan at work.
…you have taken a shopping list to UBE (and text books were not on it!)
…you have a game day ritual, and some of the things cannot be mentioned here.
…your "what to buy when I win the lottery" list includes a Pirate-pimped RV.
…you get giddy when your new Pirate Club stickers arrive in the mail (and you wash the car before applying them).
…you never use those nice glasses you received as a wedding present because you are still using those stadium cups from 1997.
…you have used jello shots to negotiate an up-front spot in the porta- john line.
…you have wondered what your deck would look like if built like a Pirate ship.
…all of your children have been an ECU football player for Halloween.
…you cried when Steve Logan was fired.
…you cried when ECU beat Miami in Raleigh.
…you travel light into the stadium -- $20 and chap stick.
…you know the quickest way from PirateStuff to UBE to the Student Store.
…you know an alternate route to Greenville.
…you have a Christmas tree, AND a Pirate tree.
…your credit union calls it a "Christmas Fund", but you refer to it as your "Bowl Game Fund".
…you used to be a Cowboys or Redskins or Carolina fan, but now you follow the Jaguars, Vikings, and Titans.
…you have encouraged your engaged friends to have Spring weddings.
…some of your favorite gameday memories involve the monsoon games -- at Duke and home versus Syracuse.
…you know that the last pee-stop before Greenville is in Zebulon--no good exits in Wilson.
…at least one of your game days will include a stop at Cubbie's.
…you have at least one great tailgating story.
…you wonder which Frat house is having a kegger beneath your stolen ECU tailgating tent.
…you have gone shopping for business-purple-attire to wear on Fridays.
…your office area is decorated with ECU stuff.
…you miss the Pirates Chest store when you run out of beer on game day.
…you read your Bonesville magazine from cover to cover the day it arrives in the mail.
…your iPod includes a playlist titled "ARRRRRGH".
…your co-workers greet you with "ARRRRRGH".
…you have studied the depth chart.
...your ringtone is the ECU fight song.
and my favorite. . . . . Your dryer lint is always Purple.
Signup now & we'll inform you monthly of our progress. You can easily unsubscribe at any time. Forward this website to everyone you know that is an ECU Pirate fan.
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